Badger Fever
Wednesday, October 05, 2005

Somewhere around 4-5 years ago (or issit 6-7 yrs?), when the macromedia Flash technology hit the internet, many people attempted to create many many aimless, brainless, senseless, flash vids that has only 1 ultimate motive.. which is to reduce the amount of your functional braincells... Notable old time classic flash vids are like the infamous banana phone, ABC song, Peanut butter jelly time and many more..

Generally.. those flash vids that managed to make it big.. shared a few common features.. 1) they are equally brainless (most of them could temporarily reduce your IQ by 25 or more), 2) they are equally annoying (to those who cant tolerate stupidity and be amused by hypnotic tunes.. did i say HYPNOTIC??), 3) they have really really catchy tune (same principle as the famous numa numa dance), 4) and again.. it's really HYPNOTIC.. you could just let it on for like 30 mins.. some ppl actually did leave it on for hours

Maybe people really like the "stone" feeling.. and you could actually achieve it by looking at one of this vids.. repeatedly.. eventually without any chemical input you could reach the stoning stage in no time

And recently... one single flash video brushed the old records and made its own name with its very own uique style and all.. And that's our badgerbadger vid..



I m not talking bout the real badger, badger.. but...


This horrible creature *point below here that haunts many internet users' minds


The truly notorious BADGERBADGER known for its ability to kill your brain

On the surface.. the character itself looks pretty much cute and innocent.. huh.. hmm.. wait till you actually watch the vid.. Click here for first hand badger-ized experience..

This thing here.. got really famous around the end of last year.. and the disease continue to spread till now.. and it even has it own website!!! An independent host for just a single flash vid.. OMFG...

This thing is clearly evil.. yet some people still couldnt live without it.. some says it's almost equivalent to the addiction to ciggarrettes and hard drugs.. Woah... I do not deny that.. this vid actually possessed the capability to do so.. trust me.. i got haunted by it.. many many times.. According to some unknown forums, some dude in America actually rely on this vid to put his son to sleep.. LOL... please it's not a lullaby song.. it might works.. somehow.. at its slowly numb your senses and put you onto the euphoric alpha state which most sedative drugs could do..

The situation gotten worst.. as many people around decided to pick up the role as a plaguespreader by fowarding this infectious vid to all their friends.. and eventually it forms a big circle.. till even some American companies uses it as an advertising material.. yes.. They showed it on national TV.. for goodness sake.. (&#@# you intended to brainwash the population issit?

Here's a vid that showed the most severe symptom of getting tagged along by the badgerbadger movement.. (they obviously got brainwashed nicely.. and the badgers successfully took over the control of their brain and all..)

LOL >.<

Despite of the serious situation.. some people whom already been converted by the badgers add oil to the fire.. and made even more vids that pictured similar style as the original..

Here are some links you could click to dope yourself a lil (remember don't stare at it for too long.. make sure to set an alarm somewhere) - Santa, Footy (must watch if you are already a devotee of the badgerbadger clan), PotterPotter, Badgers of the Rings, badger-banana fusion... (damn! i m a plaguespreader myself here.. :P)

I guess.. i should stop here.. before someone decided to take an action against me or sue me or something.. lol..

Anyway.. enjoy it.. as long as you don't drug yourself too much with this.. and advice #1 dont watch it while drinking (you will DIE of "stonage" or braindead..) #2 try to get the song out of your mind by listening to something else that are less nasty.. #3 if you are seeing things.. like this kind of hallucination... *point below


ARGHH.. they are infecting my desktop!!!! ARGHHH!!!

Please please.. off that shit.. go drink some cold water, take a cold shower if you need to.. try to recover your sense ASAP.. it's poisonous!! nasty stuff..

So.. till my next post.. let's sing a song..

BadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadger..
MushroomMushroom..
BadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadger..
MushroomMushroom..
BadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadger..
Snake..arhh..Snake..Snaaakkkeeeee...
BadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadger..
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ARGHHHHH!!!!!!!


Disclaimer: watch the vid with your own care, Fred-factor holds no responsibility for the introduction and promotion of the vids.







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