CNY leave
Thursday, January 26, 2006

this should be a pretty short post.. basically, CNY is coming soon, i m lazy, and wont be updating my this blog for awhile.. and due to the fact that i will be very busy because of my return to Adelaide (yes.. not melbourne anymore.. long story to tell.. so bare with me for now) and so on.

be sure to leave me some ang pao or stuffs like that..

Will be leaving the country on the 11th.. so.. till then.. bye bye

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Late resolution and the infection
Thursday, January 12, 2006

Oh gosh.. after so long since my last visit to my own blog and attempting to start typing.. i felt that i lost touch with some of the "used to be" familiar features and phrases i used... Hmm.. i actually drafted this post, and edited it for like 2-3 times before posting.. as it just doesnt sounds like me!!

So, this is my first post of the year 2006, the year of dog (according to the chinese zodiac), and the year where i need to further expand my studies and so on. Before that, i have a dilemma, which is.. the choice of enrolling a master course in UniSA or start up fresh (as in post grad standard) in Monash Uni.. To be honest, i would very much preferred to join the monash family (tho they sounded way commercialized) even though i m only qualified to start off with a post grad diploma course.. so long as they reply me as soon.. i have only another day to wait for their "tai-chi" reply.. if not by then, i have no other choice but to bounce back to Adelaide... it's not exactly a sad thing.. but *sob *sob.. yea..... lol

Anyway, since it's already 12 days since the new year celebration, it's still not too late for me to state my post-new year eve's new year resolution.. lol!! and i shall try to list up to 12 things i wish to improve or achieve or decrease or remove or unscrew or rescrew or dispatch or in one word, - fulfill.

1. Maintain my chinese new year gambling winning streak (3 years consecutive) with my mates
- hehehe, "friends" are all welcome to come over to my house with "bulky" wallets and "filled" ang paos for "makan-makan".

2. Fulfill my long awaited childhood dream, braid my hair!! the jamaican/african style
- it might be ugly.. but.. oh well.. it's just like terrorism, you know that you gonna go to hell anyhow but as long as u believe that "virgins" awaits you on the otherside.. "sei ma sei lor" (cantonese)

3. Stop telling myself that Scotch Wiskey are made of malts, therefore, healthy and nutritious

4. kangaroo meats does not taste like CHICKEN, so do not stir-fry, or cook it with broccoli or even worst.. combo it with oyster sauce... (which i did it all at one go)

5. Alcohol isnt cough mixture or any sort of medicines, they dont cure bad cough, sore throat, and fever

6. one or 2 more weapons to my possession would be just nice.. for this year
- preferrably, a decent wooden jutten or leather whip, and a fist weapon. If you asked me, "if you do not feel insecure, why do you need weapons for?", i have a question for you, "if you do not feel insecure, why do you need skin-care products for?" "it's for the protection for my skin" "and that's for the protection of my life" ... lol haha

7. Girls aren't reincarnation of devil, girls dont invite troubles; they are just invitation of devil and incarnate troubles. So, it's your choice to join the cult and worship the "devils" or join me to try and exorcise "em" (i meant the "troubles" but not the trouble.. lol)
-if you are a guy, i m not asking u to turn homo, if u are a girl reader, further inspect my use of language and phrases before u start to curse "stupid egoistic guy" on me, :P

8. Money are like water, while you could wash them away like how you take a bath, you also gather it as easy as you scoop it up from the pool. Monetary management, something that i need to pay more attention for this year

9. Don't judge a book by its cover; don't judge a human by his/her look. However, a book without cover don't sell just like a human without skin scares. So, watch out, pay more attention.. at least.. be presentable.
- by presentable, i meant.. at least wear a decent shirt or pants.. that's something i need to work on about.. no more torn shirts or ragged pants

10. "Ker-leng-yan" isnt the correct way to address an indian, in fact it sounded racist.. whenever i try to pronounce it with my "unique" slang

11. Do not wear, associate or use any accessories or clothing materials that has a rainbow color-coding circular shaping pattern on it or has it stick on any items that belong to your possession...
- rainbow does not neccessarily means happiness and peacefulness, it could mean happiness and homoness in a curvy way.. so, beware!

12. A trip to New Zealand.. i am serious.. i just need a few mates and some cash.. yea.. i should start to collect and earn more money when i get back to aus and at the same time "collect" and "earn" a few mates that are willing to go with me.


Alright, so after the statement of my new year resolutions.. i should start and cure the disease that cause by an infection sourcing from my cousin sis - Mayzzz. She has had me infected with this, not sure what is it called or named, but since i am rather bored and felt guilty since i stopped writing for so long.. i shall include this part of infection to my entry. Ok, so this is how it suppose to work


Rules: Post 5 random and weird facts about yourself, and at the end, list the names of 5 people which in turn you infect (sounds like HIV) . Also leave a post to these people letting them know about the infection.


1. Randomly, i am a weird person with a randomly weird attitude. Weirdly, i don't just do random stuffs.. i planned and let my impulse decide it for me.. so.. random enuff? weird enuff??

2. I do not know whether i posted this before or what.. but, yea i have this talent which i could swallow any objects that are smaller than a pigeon's egg and vomit it out back later in less than 2 minutes time without any harmful effect to me or the object. Personally, coins, keys, small gold fishes, chewing gums, are not a problem to me.

3. i dont fancy a body with 6 packs and a chest that could squeeze a flying fly dead, but i do admire a tummy that could consume enough amount of alcohols to drug a rhinosaurus.

4. i have a weird fetish toward animals with long figures.. example, flamengo, giraffe, snake and so on.
- trust me, it's symbolical.. *wink

5. to me, sarcasm is like butter and milk to a mentally healthy lifestyle.

Weird enuff? random enuff? So, since i myself believe that i am heroic enuff to hold on a disease to myself and died silently.. i decided to lock this infection up.. without any outbreak, and all of us shall be free from this infection and yea..

p.s- i m just lazy to do the formality, and mayzzz, dont mean to go agaisnt the norm.. i am already belong to the different species.. so.. haha

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