Warlovers in disguise
Sunday, October 02, 2005

I m pissed.. as in really ANGRY.. GRRRrrr...

This morning.. (at bout 10.30am) while on my way home from Chinatown (after getting some PANDAN LEAVES and anchovies), just on the walkway right before the entrance of my house.. I saw a few pigeons gathering around the corner. Among the pigeons, there is this one particular pigeon, unlike the usual kinds around my area that possessed either a punk-mohawk looking hairstyle or cock-eyed breed, this one looks like DUCK.

one of the usual kinds around my area:


Old-skool punk rock lover with a mohawk hairstyle in the bird's region (sorry for the blur pic.. :P)


The other usual kind:



the cock-eyed breed, too bad i couldnt snap a pic from the front


And the now.. the duck looking pigeon:


the culprit of my later misfortune

On the first glimpse.. i really tot it was a duck.. hanging around with its multiracial accquaintances.. but it's indeed a pigeon.. or at least.. a bird that could fly.. sky high

Anyway, since i m not much of a "bird" person, i decided to just leave them alone and go back to my own hut.. and out of the sudden.. just before i entered the front yard of my house.. without a freaking warning.. this duck looking lil ruscal here flew towards me and tried to attack my nose!!
My gosh, it was quick, aggressive.. and without a doubt.. dangerous..

Thank god for my constant practices as a goalkeeper in football.. i barely managed to dodge the attack.. just to leave an opening for one of the cock-eyed dude to attempt to snatch away my beloved pandan leaves.. Everything looked as if it was well planned and it was ridiculous.. me being attacked by pigeons that are suppose to be the embodiment of PEACE??!! WTF???!! A symbol for peace and love.. *ka-pui!!

Anyhow, i managed to avoid even the second attack from the birds, and returned them with a warcry that sent them flying (that's when i realized that, yea that thing isnt a duck) Yes.. and that's the reason why i m so annoyed.. by the stupid birds.. trying to attack my nose as if it's a cherry or what.. while the others trying to steal my pandan leaves at the same time.. LOL, what's with all this man? Is our world really that corrupted till even the creature that suppose to bring luck and peace to mankind.. ATTACK us just to gain something in return for their sensation? And somemore.. a DUCK looking pigeon.. *puzzled.. Peacelover? NAH... pissed me off only

From today onwards.. i would like to declare that.. I HATE birds.. And they are all EVIL... they are all demons in disguise, they fooled us all!! I've been attacked by them ever since forever, around standard 4 when a crow attacked me for no reason, form 3 when some weird looking chicken chased me without a cause, 2 years back when my friend's dad's parrot poke my finger while i was trying to feed that brat.. this march while eating subways in Glenelg beach together with Justin and ended up being surrounded by unfriendly seagulls (a legion of them), few months back while visiting Cleland wildlife park, some turkey looking bird peck my hand (hard!! leaving a.. hmm beak mark?) just becoz Sher Mayne was telling me that it's friendly.. (yea right), and now almost got gang robbed by a syndicate formed by 3 races of pigeons.. that's it!

From today onwards.. if i have the chance.. I m going to take my revenge.. i will show no mercy to all of you birdies.. try to snatch my precious pandan leaves away from me? i m gonna strip u and pluck out all your feathers. Tried to attack my nose? I m gonna take my revenge and paint your beak PINK..

If i have the chance..
If i.. hmmm...

Additional message.. when i said birds.. i mean.. ALL birds.. from ostrich to pigeon, from eagle to duck, from chicken to kingfisher.. every single one of them!!

P.S- just realized that i made a super huge mistake.. that is.. Pigeons arent the embodiment that represent peace.. but DOVES.. instead they are the ones which represent poverty and disease (no wonder).. anyhow.. they are all BIRDS.. so WHO CARES???!!!

leaving skool f-r3d at 11:57 PM 8 pokies

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