Second entry on a second thought
Thursday, May 26, 2005

A rather weird title for an entry aight? Anyhow, after knowing the fact that the blogger (yes, me!!) himself is a 3rd year university student who are suppose to bury his mind, brain, body, soul and every single efforts he could squeeze from to work on his initially Friday due assignment (which is 5pm tomorrow), you would probably have a rough picture on why I posted this entry on a second thought (just in case air pollution slowed down your reaction time, let me provide you with 1 hint: I AM NOT doing my work while I am wasting my time blogging here. Eh, wait.. that’s not a hint.. but the answer.. )

Anyway, according to some people out there, blogging could be an activity that served as the purpose of releasing stress. I do agree with that to a certain extend, provided that all bloggers in the world only write bout happy little things like birds, butterflies, bees and toilet bowl. Contradictory to the suggestion, many people blogged about their depressive lifestyle, childhood, anger, daily obstacles. In sum, they normally blogged bout sad stories that could make other people sympathize with it, which mean.. Makes other people feels the same way as they do, while they release their on tension by cursing in public (the internet… )

Therefore, to surpass that level… I decided not to do the same thing… not to curse on my lecturer that assigned to me this bloody lab report that filled with complete &#@)!! (oopsy!) So, I should post something funny, bright and amusing rather than releasing the evil site of me



"I sense the darkness in you... Join me!! Join the backside of the light!!!"

Ok, i agree that i am pretty lame and boring (to those who possesed none in creativity and comedic reaction, yes). However... being lame isnt necessarily bad or inferior to those who are not uno? As, for many many years, we the civilized human has been taught not to behave in that way, and it's fairly difficult for an individual to come up with ideas, jokes, or acts that are lame, yet funny and impressive at the same time...
Those who managed to do so, deserves a trophy or salute from lay ppl like us (wait.. i thought i just said i belong to the lame grp as well? )

However, talking bout being lame and yet managed to produce impressive joke/act, it reminds me of this lengendary incident... One that occured to fortunately (or unfornutately) a friend of mine, when we were playing the taboo card game. The goal of the game is to describe the item revealed in the card without mentioning the name itself and it's taboo words. It's not a very intellectual game as compared to chess or monopoly yet it rely pretty much on your brain's reaction time and creativity in describing an object.
A typical taboo card cue would be:

Card Name: Bill Clinton
Taboo listings: Monica Lewingski
Cigar
Scandal
United States/America
President

Alright, enough said, now, back to the story. So then, during our dear friend's **** turn (Friend's name will be completely remove in order to protect our friend Kong Jia Zun's identity and personal rights), he stumbled upon the card for awhile.. and he began his illustration with this, "OK, this is pretty easy, you often use this when you ran out of condoms on sex". So, logically, we came up with answers such as, "Pregnancy pill, Diaphragm (Female's condom), sexual protection tip, oilment, plastic bag, etc" and after 5 minutes of bombarding.. we gave up.. He did add a few points like,"it's very flexible and pretty useful in other manner" and he shake his head.. And guess what?? the answer was... *drums roll RUBBER GLOVE!!!!!!!!


well... this doesnt look like a decent and normal penis to me...

So, tell me, how on earth could a person come up with this kinda bizarre idea?? And his reasoning was... "becoz it's fairly flexible and you could use it for 5 times?! and he said, " if you arent that gung ho on the mondays, then u could use the pinky;s slot instead" therefore.. it's totally conveniet.. and trust me not, in bout 1 to 1 and half years time this genius is goin to graduate and become a MAS (yes.. Malaysian Airlines, not some AyaMAS ripped off) pilot. See, even a top range pilot could be lame at a certain point of his life (though he's that lame most of the time) But seriously, when you see this and if you happen to be some high post officer in MAS management... Please dont fire him, as he might be the best person you would like to consult on how to reduce cost. kong: "easy only la, replace all the oxigen masks with rubber glove mah can already lor"


i can breathe still!! wao this is nice!

So, moral of the story is... be creative! do not care whether it;s naturally lame or what, just carry it out if you think it would be effective and useful to mankind (though it might not be practical). Anyhow, be optimistic and hope that when you are using it for any sexual activities, the pinky wont burst...

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