Miraculous form of Metamorphosis
Friday, June 03, 2005

Meta-mor-pho-sis.. what the heck is that? In layman's term, change of physical form, a striking alteration in appearance, for example, a marked and more or less abrupt developmental change in the form or structure of a butterfly (see, i promised you that i will write something about butterflies) occurring subsequent to birth or hatching.

I am sure most of you know that butterfly isnt exactly a butterfly(as in the appearance) when the egg first hatches (if u duno this i shall refresh ur memory).

According to the lovely illustration above, after the 'breaking of the egg', the larva need to go through 5 stages before it officially form its cocoon and became a butterfly (during the 2nd stage onwards u could called it a caterpillar). So, the term to address this entire progress is called Metamorphosis.

I've a bit of fetish on butterflies, therefore i did put in some effort to research on it. Sadly, i discovered that butterflies are too stupid to recognize human, therefore it's not suitable to make it a pet of yours (as it would probably fly away in anytime). I was pretty sad, when i discovered that fact... and i make a lil promise to myself, one day if a butterfly would actually follow my command and cling on to me wherever and whenever, i will officially adopt it as my pet. (but that will never happen.. logically)

One day, during an unexpected incident, where i was slicing a big bundle of cheese, i accidentally sliced my own finger, and a piece of skin detached from my flesh, left a little line of hope that cling on to my finger (it was tragic, so stop laughin now!)


this is the result of that incident, the blood is already been stopped while i took this picture.

As you can see from the picture, it was kinda deep, however my skin are strong and independent enough to cling on back to the flesh without falling off. After such an incident, i know that i should rest and dont hurt my finger more for another 1-2 weeks. However, knowing me as a hyperactive and a trustworthy individual that never wanted to break a promise... I went to a club at the sameday (2 hrs after the cut... :P) Of course, i did make sure that i put on a secure dressing on it and make sure nothing else would happen. Nonetheless, during the clubbing session... I "accidentally" drank a mug or two of alcohols... knowing the fact that alcohol helps to increase bloodflow.. my wound started to turn into a waterfall.. no wait.. a bloody fountain..

I literally squirt bloods around the club.. (luckily it was too dark, and the bouncers are too tall to notice the short little me, squirting around) I borrowed a hankerchief from Daniel, as it is obvious that the little handy plus i addressed to the wound wasnt sufficient for the 'fountain'. I ran to the toilet, washing my wounds and tie the hankerchif tight to my finger. While i was doing that, 1-2 australian locals stood beside the sink i was using, and they all staring at me with a horrifying look... And one of them actually asked,

"Did you just punch somebody?"

Instinctively i answered," Yeah, one of the bouncers"

They then just stood there with a pause (it was funny to look at their expression, especially the one that stopped from washing his hands)

Of course, being a nice person, i didn't want to traumatize them and affect their general judgment on asians.. as if all of us are like Jet Li or Jackie Chan, one fella can fight the whole nation.. So i quickly end the conversation with this,
"Er, actually, it was a joke"

Yet, even so, i dont think they get it, judging from the fact that both of them quickly ran out without drying their hands..

Ok, so after that, i continue my night session in the club.. and again.. the stubborn me made a same mistake again.. I helped Justin to finish his drink.. and here you go, Niagara fall.. *squirts

Even the poor little hankerchief couldnt do anything to stop the bloods from squirting out of my body.. So, i came up with this idea.. which is to place my finger, into my mouth, and suck back my own blood... (Sorry, if there's any vampire working as the janitor in the club.. u cant have my bloods) Well, without knowing it, the moment i was sucking my own finger, it provokes the transformation of a miraculous metamorphosis.

Though alcohol could increased the rate of your bloodflow, so it is bad to drink when u have bleeding wounds on you, but it works well as a substance to clear and clean bacteria from wounds if you apply it on the wound, and that's what i did by putting in my finger into my mouth that filled with alcohol substance. (ish, coincident? no, i called it the first step to the occurrence of a miracle)

Eventually, my finger stopped from bleeding once again, and i decided to go home soon, as i felt bit of exhaustion after a certain amount of bloodlost. After that night.. i took good care of my finger and i rest it pretty nicely for 1 week.. Exactly 1 week, when i opened up the plaster that covered my wound.. instead of seeing my healthy finger, I SAW THE MIRACLE!!!!

I SAW A BUTTERFLY!!!


tadaa! I saw a butterfly flappin it wings, waving hello to me!

I stunned for awhile.. and i made a further observation on that 'thing'..

see! really a butterfly, staying calmly on my finger!!

another view of it, it might be small.. but it's still a butterfly!!

Apparently, that butterfly grew out of my wound.. you know.. just like a replacement of a pupa..
Amazing?! Who ever thought that a butterfly could actually be born out of a human flesh??!!

I am the first person who did that!! and it was a miracle!!!

*cough cough.. ok.. enough of all those.. i shall reveal the truth, later some kids passing by this site and misunderstood it and end up failling his science test.. then it wouldnt be a good thing aight? So, now, let's take a better look at that thing..


The true form of the miracle butterfly

Yes... if your eyes are sharp enough.. you should be able to tell this..
It was my dead skin which formed the transformation of the butterfly! Please dont puke or anything.. it wasnt that disgusting when you look at the first and the sec pic weren't they?
hehe.. anyway, this is the truth of the miracle tale.. Cut yourself + bleeding + alcohol + sucking your wound, is not = to breeding a miracle butterfly

If that equation could work.. i migth as well slash myself with cleaver over my body.. pour on alcohol.. and kept sucking it.. hopefully one day i could transform into a butterfly-human hybrid? (i shall call it butter-man.. wait.. that doesnt sounds right.. how bout.. butterfluman?? )

And i shall became this.. a new superhero!! with the special ability of sucki.. i meant flying, squirting bloods, spreading powders and destine to bring hope to mankind!!

All hail the Super-Butter-Fl-uu-man!! I will keep squirting around until i finally safe the day!!

P.s-1.no evil intention towards the kind of butterfly.. so nerds.. i meant members from all the insects society or organization please make use of your sense of humor and take it as a form of entertainment.
2. the deadskin part was real! and i didnt create it on purpose
3. it happened bout.. 3 months ago
4. i know i am bad in photoshop.. so please bare with me
5. and the marks behind the naked me was real.. but not becoz of any ill-form of hobby but a traditional way of massage.. (please.. it's true!)

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