Triumph the insult comic dog
Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Let me proudly present to you... the up coming most hated interviewer/host/MC with a very good image defense mechanism.. TRIUMPH the Insult Comic DOG!!

"ta~daaa!!"

"The similarities between me and M.Jackson are, we are both made of plastic and occassional hand-up" - Triumph

Triumph, a plastic made black dog puppet could be considered as one of the most discussed and heated host in America now. This renowned puppet which first introduced to the public through (and almost always) the late night show with Conan O'Brien (another funny guy but not as sarcastic and critical as his canine counterpart) and right after his first appearance, majority of the Americans that just couldnt accept his "balanced analysis" on his interview outings formed severe prejudices towards the dog species... especially rockweiler (i made this one up). Yeap, it is that bad, those that who are open to critical, sarcastic dark humor and fictional insults would be his true fans whereas the rest who cant, viewed him as Osama the second.

Personally, I thought that the guy who's behind this is a very witty individual, equipped with godlike reflexes, instant sarcasm, and frantically humorous. Therefore, I decided to do a lil bit of research to search for the man behind "Triumph". The guy who make himself sounds like a latino or american italian (whichever) and handled Triumph's movements and reactions is this dude over here, *point below

Yeap, a guy that looks this ordinary could be a host or interviewer as controversial as ever as long as you throw away your own dignity and booze it up with sarcasm and harsh criticism. Psychologically speaking, this guy here is a genius, by deploying Triumph the fictional harsh character as the one who speaks, he lay down a perfect defense mechanism against any direct accusation and therefore he could carry out his job as both the most hated and the most hilarious host at the same time. As most of the audience or the public wouldnt know that this guy over here, Robert Smigel (lol, i forgot to mention his name earlier), is the one who directed the entire "evil" role as the most irritating, blood-oozing interviewer ever. Without a doubt, Robert, the guy who created, scripted, directed, and carried out Triumph and brought him the notorious fame is a genius. He is, he really is. (For those who never heard of him, or see him-as in triumph, "robert's alter ego", can click on this and have a first hand experience with the poopy triumph)

After taking a peep at this particular outing of Triumph (an open public warfare against all the Michael Jackson supporters, at the supporter's camp just outside his trial court, yes.. just outside), one with an open mind should really salute Robert, and appreciate his wits, his guts (lol, i guess he was wearing a bulletproof helmet, vest, and etc while doing the interview), and his creativity in speech. I admire his instant-spontaneous reaction time and his perfect observation skill that never escaped in catching on any lil facts that would support his speech or strike out some sparks of laughter. He never let go of any chance that could further expand his sarcasm... aight, words alone cant describe his marvelous hosting skills.. anyone who can take offensive jokes please please.. click it and hav a look..

If M.Jackson actually saw this, right before his trial or so.. it would be a good reason for him to act out as "unstable" psychologically again.. lol

Alrighty then, i shall keep this short.. as i need to get back to my report writing... life as a 3rd year uni-student arent as easy-going as what i thought.. sob

Quote of the day, "*point up, Will these faces ever LIE to you?" - Triumph aka Robert Smigel

leaving skool f-r3d at 7:41 PM 3 pokies

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