The elixir to Alcohol Immunity
Thursday, May 04, 2006

Once upon a time in India, there was this Raja who's almost perfect as a ruler, from man management to physical attributes to political abilities. In one words, he's almost god, so perfect, however, there's one thing where he can never perform well.. which is Alcohol drinking!

O' what a disgrace! for an Indian raja to be alcohol intolerant, it's like a cultural insult to his fellow citizens when the issue is raise. It has also been a bother for him ever since he was young, even a small sip of a diluted beer could grove him down and send him to dreamlands. Every day every night, he prays to the god the almighty, that one day he would overcome this "sickness" and be able to drink together with his fellowmen.

As a King, he has been spending much man power to look for solution, from witchdoctor to ancient shamans, from western medication to eastern herbalism, everything, practically everything he could laid his hands on.. still no effect.. and there he was a sad king for a very long time.

One day, a merchant along with a foreign ship from the south east, docked at the land that ruled by the Raja, and the story of raja's problem spreaded to his ears. With confidence, he went back to the ship he came with, grabbed a lil small bottle, and walk straight to the palace. He claims that he has a solution to solve the Raja's misery. The Raja promises him to grant his wish of setting up a business in his homeland and unlimited on-going supplies of dead crocodiles. With the deal done, he then revealed his thrump card, namely, "the Elixir of Alcohol Immunity" he claims. Without a doubt, the Raja drank it down in one shot. IT WAS HORRIBLE, MORE BITTERISH than anything you could imagine. The Raja was angry and thought that the merchant has cheated him to drink such POISON. Just before he could launch his assault on him, the merchant said,"my lord, you have been baptised by the god of Alcoholism, with the elixir that i brought from, before you kill me, why don't you try to drink now and see whether it has taken effect or not?" The king stumbled for a moment.. and decided to trust his words for once, and after a few bottles of todi, he laughed and cried to joy, as he said, "i've evolved!! I can DRINK!!"

With that, the merchant won himself a small lil brewery back in his hometown, with unlimited supplies of dead crocodiles.



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Hmmm, so, what have we learn here from the story?
A: The story is definitely fabricated, because all indians can drink
A: The author of this blog has definitelty some ideas to what extend the elixir or some sort is existing.


Yes, to tell all of you the truth, i've heard of the elixir, know how to get it, and personally tested and being baptized by it before.. don't believe? See it for yourself *point below


The infamous BUAYA


With such wonderful beverage, you must have such "wonderful" model chick for it

It's up to you to believe in me or not.. but seriously this shit here, possessed almost similar ability to the elixir i mentioned before. After drinking this crocodile thing.. or Likeur Merah (wtf) back in January, i realized that my alcohol tolerance has been raised significantly. So much so that it became a bother, a problem, as i now need 4x more alcohol i used to drink in order to get just the hang of it.. WHY!!???

Alright, now back to the story on how this miserable bottle of "elixir" appears to me in my life. bout mid january, while i was on a food tour together with jason, joel and julian (the 3 gay Js, or so i claims) across west coast penisular, i saw this beverage located at the bottom left corner of a rack in a liquor store somewhere in Ipoh downtown. The cheapo packaging and weird designs caught my attention, along with the super cheap price - rm3!! So since i was on holiday and suppose to have fun, i bought it, and decided to test it out with the rest. Back at Jason's house in Ipoh, after finishing one whole salted chicken (yim kuk kai), i decided to open it now n try.. i was the first one to try and the only one who finish it off later.. For the first sip.. it taste very much like poison (tho i never really tasted one before.. but oh well), n it smells just like thinner, oh what a grave first impression. I let each of them take a sip.. and all of them returned with one conclusion, "WTF was that?" "Is it even drinkable?" Yes, it is i can assure you, as due to my upmost curiosity and the attitude to challenge everything challengeable, i accepted a bet suggested by either joel or julian, which is to finish the remaining of the "buaya", and if i could, i will earn myself an extra rm50 for my foodtrip budget. And so i accepted the bet, finish it in 2 mins (with video documentation)and from that point onwards, it changes my entire life.

The drink itself is definitely dodgy, with the bottle being a recycled carlsberg bottle and with a V.S.O.P bottle cap...


see!! V.S.O.P bottle cap, LMAO!!

Everything bout the drink might be dodgy, but the effect of it after the consumption is not. Though i acted way hyper right after the drink, but it only affected my body but not my mind,i was still sane. (very, in fact)

Anyway, to sum it up, if you have that kind of tendency to boast to your peers on how much you can drink, down, gobble, sip, suck, watever but in actual fact you cant, "Crocodile- Likeur Merah" or commonly known as Buaya the drink is your one and only solution.

*buaya can be found in dodgy shops in Ipoh, Penang and Kampung Kampung area, i think. It's only rm3. And it has been proven that, it's not fatal, tho the aftereffect of it might turn you into half of a mutant.




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