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He? She? err.. Me?
Wednesday, May 24, 2006 Today, it was an ordinary dull-as-usual day for me, or at least.. until 7pm. At 6pm, i was attending this mediation related talk, somewhere around Chinatown, suprisingly quite an interesting speaker, tho the speech was a lil bit too short (roughly 1 hr), and she had to cover too many things.. (tho i only paid for 2aud.. they shouldnt even charge us at first, as students.. @&!@$*) Anyway, even so that the talk was quite satisfactory to my liking.. it wasn't good enough to hype me up in any sense.. However, it was what happened after then that provided me the inspiration for this post... Alright, now to the main story.. So, right after the talk, before heading to Chinatown for dinner, I felt a sudden urgent signal from my urinal gland indicating to my brain that, my precious genitalia down there is enquiring for permission to detoxify by releasing unwanted toxins out of my body. With that in mind, i quickly look for the sign says ---> Toilet. As i pushed the door open, there was this t-junction, where to my right is the gents, and to the left is the ladies.. so, be in line with logic, And the next thing i know, she shouted, "Oh, goodness! I thought you are some lovely young lady!!", and she went off as swift as a shooting star (even before i could "unzip" my wish). And yes.. as you should understand by now.. i was once again being mistaken as a girl.. arghh...!! and the funniest part was.. she only realized it when she was few feets away from the urinal stands.. lol.. omg.. Do i really look like a girl from behind???? Do I?? DO I?? DOOOOooo AAAaaaIIIiiiii?? Is she really that blur? or is my back really that feminine? i might sounds a lil bit paranoid by now.. well.. Indeed i really am.. what if i really DO look like a girl from behind? and what if it is somehow attractive? (as i would intentionally assume from the term "lovely young lady", hoho), and what if some perverted uncle with the intends to kidnap "lovely youg lady" somehow mistaken me again? what if? what if???? Arrggghh... Anyway.. here's the sample pic of how i look like from the rear  I do not, not 10% even.. look like a female from this angle I am really curious as to.. why n how the lady could mistaken me as a "lovely young lady".. As, i had a denim-like jacket on at that time (so i should look bigger, bulkier, in other words, macho-ier) and i was carrying this army cammo decor backpack.. I don't see from a logical perspective that.. which part of my body is showing the sign of feminity.. and directly or indirectly inferred to her that.. "i = lovely young lady" My gosh.. well.. as suggested by one of my friends.. i could see that statement and the occurrence of the incident as a compliment (?? huh?) As according to her, it shows that at least i have the metrosexual side of me.. backview only at least.. lol.. my gosh.. that sounded abit wrong.. Additionally, according to Adrian (2006), "haha yea...u dun look like a chick from behind...soli to break it to u", well.. dont feel sorry for me.. i still think i could somehow view it as a good thing.. well at least.. i had a good time laughing bout it.. and spent a lil bit more time on analyzing my appearance (from the back) leaving skool f-r3d at 1:14 AM 3 pokies {WTFPWNKTHXBYE} |
 Host: F-r3d Occupation: Master in Everything Future occupation: Conflict evoker?
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